wordsmith’s word blitz: THE UNKOWN RARE PIECE FOUND AT BOOKWORMS CAFE

bald is beautiful

the following is Inspred by my prof in contitution and ethics ; and obvious boredom in the class…
i think of the time,
when i had a head full of hair;
i used shampoo a dime…
and now am in despair!
it couldn’ be the water ,of tht i’m sure
It was mineral water 100% pure
Maybe… it has something to do with age…
i ain’t in my prime,so that explains this stage
No more streaks,colors of the macaw…
no more copper red,honey blonde,or straw!
but this thought only lasts for a while,
before i simply break into a smile…
The advantages, suddenly are galore!
And i happen to remember,combing was a bore!
No more worries, of left or right part!
No more hairfall to break my heart!
No more days of flaky dandruff!
No more use of icky dyestuff!
No more days,of bad hair…
I walk in the world,without a care!

GETTING HIGH WITH NOVELS FROM BOOKWORM CAFE

I’ve been obsessed with with novels these days and yesterday i was able to count a stunning 15 books that i’ve finished off, only some of them noteworthy through the past one month. Our library is big, i mean BIGG… and you would meet the great-grand-son of my grand-son to finish off a section alone. Aisles of noteworthy crap and everytime i go there, i can hear intellectual authors screaming out from the racks. The entire structure is huge, and u can stare at it for a good two minutes before you take your eyes off. And then there are the new sports complex and basketball court… DARN!!… i’m off track. I’ve started off with something related to novels.. didn’t i?..

so.. Why am i so engrossed in reading stuff?.. ah well… lets put it in my words.. it’s darn unique way of expressing something – perhaps the author’s quest for some answer, perhaps an idea he/she would like to convey, perhaps a critique on the society or on humanity, perhaps to narrate a real history of real people. The list, is endless as is the scope of a novel or even the sparse lines of a short story. That really makes sense.. doesn’t it?.

But then, Hitler is a real mind screwer long after he’s dead for god sake. I’ve read his Mein Kampf (thats ‘My-Freakin-story’ in german) long ago when i were a teeny weeny lingo enthusiast churning and masticating every other novel that came my way. And i came over a hard copy of it recently. I mean it.. the guy is a genius. I was a schmuck to read carefully all the views.. remember reading his concepts of an ideal square jawed race with right amouts of conviction and ideals that must be destined to rule the world.

And then there are ‘Rage of Angels’ and ‘The dooms day conspiracy‘ that i’ve borrowed from arvind.

DIVA AND MYSELF:WALK AND TALK BY THE BOOKWORMCAFE

I kinda hate talking with the Diva..when she’s all so quivery-lipped worried about entrance exams and suchlike, but then deep down inside I am anxious too..the anxiety leads on to frustration and depression [all deep inside, mind you]..and I take it out thus:

The Diva: all the maths is depressing me

The Diva: cant handle maths gives me NEGATIVE VIBES

The Diva: you know everyone in our class is preparing full-on.

Me: so?

Me: everyone in our class has weekly sex.

Me: are you doing anything to improve vocabulary?

Me: do that, and you’ll stop feeling bad about the maths.

The Diva: wait, about the weekly sex how do u know? the celebrities peeks tells us all

Me: tell me the names of the people who are preparing.

(The Diva blurts out some names)

Me: yeps, all of them

Me: if not the sex,

Me: then they are making out right?

Me: you don’t think they live without sex..do you?

Me: even if they don’t go all the way

Me: All of them do a lot of things

The Diva: wait! the convocation is lost, are we talking sex or studies?

Yes I know I will do anything to keep people from talking about the things I wouldn’t want to hear.
In case you’re wondering how I got so bold, [!?]
read this .

Then I was thinking about how I could die just because of this usually-effective-but-damn-painful custom of 200 abdomen crunches every morning.I mean I can walk the treadmill and keep stepping on the stepper and twist along the twister and do all sorts of things..that too early in the morning. But the ab-cruncher situation is the catch-22 in my life right now.
Its been five minutes since I looked up “catch-22″, so I kinda like had to use it in this post.

Also, as you can see, I am blogging quite regularly , and I am playing online word games with such dedication and ferocity that I’ve started day-dreaming about “what are the words ending with